Woah, woah, woah. What’s this? do my eyes deceive me?! It’s a mother-effing update!

After an unintentional 3-month hiatus, we’re back and nastier than ever! Looks like Mr. What’s-His-Name just got pwned. What’s the strange glow in Mint’s eyes? Who knew that such a tiny lass could hurl such a burly man around like a sack of potatoes. Well, ok, technically, he WAS wearing “mage robes” when we met him. How tough can he really be?

Also folks, if you are at a loss for what to call a penis that has massive girth but average length, it’s called a “choade”. So now you know. And knowing is half the battle.